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Brainjob – Chapter 1

August 18, 2011

The following is an excerpt from Brainjob, a 125,000 word science-fiction novel by David Sloma:

Chapter 1:


Zenor looked at the Send button and watched as his aging fingers moved to press it. They seemed like alien spiders doing his bidding; part of him, but somehow not. On the screen in front of him, he looked at his daughter Danielle. She was on a slight time delay, high above on the International Space Station, or ISS as people tended to abbreviate it. He watched as the picture file was sent and grimaced at his own face on the screen. He thought he was looking really old. The phone booth suddenly seemed too small for him, claustrophobic. It smelled of rotten autumn leaves, old urine and dust. His chest felt tight. A gust of wind mixed with rain crept through the half-door, and he shivered.

Zenor’s hair – what was left of it – was sparse and white, standing out in sharp contrast to his dark skin. In the picture he looked much older than he was; a trick of the lens and photographic technique, or lack of. Blame it on the lighting and the cheap camera, he thought. In real life, he looked not bad at all for eighty years of age, but that was strictly body time. No more than a man in his sixties who took good care of himself would look. His wrinkles were there, but slight. But, Zenor was much older than his body; older than his eighties. He was a brainjob. His brain was a hundred years old and had been put into a cloned body when Zenor was much younger (he wished it had been a clone of his own body, but he’d never had that kind of money). He’d seen many changes in the world in that hundred years, too many to try and remember. The picture was from his birthday last night, May 2, 2051.

Danielle had been up on the ISS for a year. It had been her dream to work in space and since the colony on the moon had been established, space workers were in high demand. She was his pride and joy, born the old fashioned way with no genetic selection beyond the standard screening for defects that virtually everyone did. She was thirty-three, born long after Zenor and his only wife Madeline had separated. They’d never been formally divorced and that had come back to bite Zenor in the behind – and not just in a monetary sense, though that did hurt, also.

Madeline had invoked an obscure legal directive, part of the New Genetic Law, which gave a wife unheard of power over her husband’s sperm. Very much like the way the divorce laws were tilted in the women’s favour, so too did the genetic laws follow. Madeline had wanted a baby and was still able to carry one due to medical advances that made her aging body strong and fertile. Zenor’s deposit of sperm, on file since he fulfilled the marriage license requirement of putting a sperm sample in cryogenic preservation, had been retrieved by her. The woman had to give an egg sample also. So, she followed her legal right, used his sperm to fertilize her egg, had the embryo implanted in her womb and carried Danielle until she was naturally born.

Zenor had access to Danielle through the same provisions of law, but he hardly thought it was fair. So, he didn’t have much contact with his daughter as she was growing up, but he sure got the bills. He had regretted paying the child support at first, but now that he saw how Danielle had grown up beautiful and had made him proud, he was bursting with love for her. He may have hated Madeline for what she had done, initially, but in the end he was glad she had done it. He knew there was a reason he had married her.

Danielle had never known a world without a moon base and space travel. She wished she could have seen the live Mars landing in 2015, but she wasn’t born yet. She’d watched the archives the exploration teams had compiled hundreds of times and seen the ruins of an ancient civilization there, but it wasn’t the same as experiencing it live would have been. Biding her time on the ISS and hoping to get chosen for the Jupiter mission, she still had dreams of long-range space travel. The political tension and threat of war might scupper her plans, so she preferred not to mention it to her father. She didn’t want to worry him, especially not on his birthday.

Zenor smiled and saw his daughter smile at his picture on the screen. Her smile was radiant, youthful and full of joy. Her long blonde was hair pulled tight into a ponytail to keep it from floating in her face. Zenor strained to speak loudly in order to overcome the noise of the rain which fell hard on the street outside and against the thin plastic roof of the phone booth. The aircar traffic whooshed and woomed overhead, as ground traffic splashed by. The weather mods must be off today, he mused. Rain was usually announced, and often moved away from the cities. He took a glance at the sky with a hard eye, then looked back at the volume display. The tracker registered his eye movements, but did nothing to raise the volume. He banged the side of the videophone with his hand.

“Kee-rist! That hurts!” Zenor yelled at no one in particular, but people passing by seemed to notice.

He decided to do it the old fashioned way and turned the volume on the greasy keypad up to full by hand. A group of noisy teenagers walked by the booth, munching on the latest synthetic food: a pastel coloured, plastic-looking bar that turned your hair green, or whichever colour of bar you ate. Several of them had bands of rainbow colours through their hair at various intervals. He’d heard that they also took some sort of drug that made them want to stay up all night and dance while listening to really fast, loud electronic music. Zenor wondered why they all insisted on shouting so much, even though they all had miniphones in their ears, allowing them to stay in constant communication with each other. He wished he had enough money for a miniphone, but that was simply not the case on his disability pension. So, he had to slum it in the old-style phone booth.

“Keep it down out there!” he growled, then turned back inside.

He bent over the videophone again. “That picture was taken last night at a party some of my old friends had for me at a real swanky restaurant. Must have cost a bundle, but they wouldn’t let me pay any of it! Aunt Sophie was there too. How do I look? Not too drunk, I hope?” Zenor winked and grinned in front of the camera.

The videophone went silent for a couple of moments as the transmission reached geosynchronous orbit, clicked through thousands of kilometers of relays, fiber optics and satellite feeds, was translated into microwaves, surged through the Earth’s atmosphere, was shot into space, and finally received at the station for Danielle to watch. Then, Danielle spoke her response and the signal traveled all the way back to Zenor again.

The videophone in front of Zenor played her signal: “It’s a very good picture of you, dad. I hope I age as well!” She laughed, trying to sound brave, but not really wanting to find out what age would do to her.

Things were better with nanomedicine, but people still got old and died unless they had themselves cloned and brainjobbed. But, cloning still had its risks, and was very expensive. Also, there was space illnesses to worry about, as zero gravity was not kind to the human body, causing muscle and bone deterioration over time; maybe it was a sign that humanity was not meant to inhabit space.

“Happy Birthday! I’m sorry I can’t be there, I really am. It’s not everyday you turn a century old! I just wish you had someone to care for you, to be with!” Danielle frowned as she swayed in zero gee, holding onto a console handle for support, her ponytail bobbing in weightlessness.

“That’s ok. You have more important things to do than to come down here for a silly old man, and his slice of cake and some candles. I’ve gotten good at being a loner. I’ve always hated birthday parties, anyway.” He looked slightly sad and rubbed the white whiskers on his chin.

That hit her right in the gut, even so far away. She wanted to hug him, to kiss him on his big fuzzy forehead.

“Still, we’re going to sing you Happy Birthday! It’s the least I can do. You got my gifts, right?” She said, trying to brighten the mood.

“Yes. And, I don’t mind telling you that I didn’t need a new suit or a trip to the moon base, but thanks!” Zenor smoothed out the very thin, yet warm, material of his new suit. His measurements had been taken years ago in a tailor’s shop, and Danielle had contacted them and had a new suit made from his measurements in the tailor’s database. The material was new, of a breakthrough fiber. It was remarkably light and adjusted to any temperature to still be comfortable to wear, pulling its fibers closer for warmth, or moving them farther apart to make heat exchange more efficient. The tailor said it was going to last over a hundred years. That had made her smile, but she didn’t tell Zenor about that part. She hoped they would both be around for another hundred years and with modern medicine, they just might be.

Danielle drifted away from the camera to reveal the other astronauts behind her. The flags on their suits were the red and grey slashes of Furion, the last greatfree state. Furion had taken control of the ISS and the other foreign astronauts had either left, or joined their ranks, assimilating into what was thought to be the last, best hope for freedom in the world. It was freedom by force, so not ideal, but it was the top political system running at the moment. The neighboring provinces were far more retrograde and repressive when it came to personal liberties and opportunities for its citizenry then was Furion, and its capital ofFurionCity.

From out of nowhere (as far as Zenor could see), she produced a cake impaled with non-lit candles. Zenor smiled, watching, enraptured, still not quite believing she was a part of him; his blood, his child. Danielle’s face shone with happiness, her blue eyes deep and alive.

“They won’t let us light the candles up here, for safety regulations. But, we can still sing!” Danielle turned to the others and nodded. They began to sing in unison.

“Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday, Mr. Hemmings! Happy Birthday to you!” the five astronauts warbled, not so badly out of tune as could be expected. Danielle sang “Daddy” while the others sang “Mr. Hemmings.” They all clapped, taking their hands off what they were holding and floated.

Zenor watched them and marveled at the modern world that allowed this communication, and the fact that the people he was talking to were hundreds of kilometers up in space. It was mind-blowing to an old man like himself. Inside the little booth on this rainy street, Zenor sighed. He never thought he’d see so many birthdays. He smiled into the camera. “Thank you all! Danielle, especially thanks to you! Oh…!” Zenor winced in pain and shifted his legs. He grabbed his right hip and massaged it.

“Daddy, are you ok?” She floated back to a close position in front of the videophone, peering into the screen, striving for more resolution, more information.

“Yeah, it’s just this damn hip of mine. Won’t leave me alone. I wish they had seats in these damn things!” He looked around the booth for a place to sit, but there was none.

The transmission flickered and brapped – the slight time delay fragmenting Danielle’s words, and chewing them up into distorted digital noise.

“What was that, honey?” Zenor peered into the monitor at the flickering picture streaming into pixels and static.

“I said to go see about your hip, Dad. And, you are welcome! I just wish mom were still here to celebrate with us.”

“Yeah,” Zenor said and fell silent, gripped in a melancholy memory.

She saw the expression on his face and frowned, not wanting to dredge up the past, especially not on that day. “Well, Dad, I have to go. We have a tight schedule to follow.”

He waved at the screen. “Thank you, honey! And, thank your co-workers. I really appreciate it.”

“Happy Birthday, dad!” Danielle blew a kiss, waved, then the transmission stopped.

“Goodbye, love,” Zenor clicked off the videophone which displayed “Transmission terminated.” He pulled out the credit card, another gift from Danielle, from the slot and put it in his pocket. She could have just transferred the credits to Zenor’s account, but he was stubborn and refused to get a credit chip implanted in his hand. That would change immediately if the warring provinces finally got control ofFurionCity. Micro-chipping was mandatory in every other nation on Earth from birth.

As he turned to exit the booth, Zenor felt a sharp shot of pain and grabbed his hip again; as if it would do any good, or ease the pain. He fumbled for a bottle of pills from his pocket and opened it, knocking the lid flying. The lid tumbled down to the wet ground, just out of his reach.

“Dammit!” Zenor muttered. He turned the bottle over in his hand, and wondered how many to take, or if he should just take the whole bottle and get it over with? That would stop his pain forever. Passers-by took quick glances at Zenor, at his unkempt clothes and unshaven, grimaced face, but kept moving in the cool rain and the rush. Nothing special here, keep moving along, he thought. Zenor looked like just another mad man on the street: trouble to be avoided. He shook the bottle. Empty. He flung it at a trashcan. There was not going to be any relief from the pain for a while yet, existential or bodily.

Zenor didn’t think he’d ever use the ticket to the moon base, but it would be nice to get off-planet for a while. He’d never been, but thought there was enough trouble down on Earth with humans and their fighting, stupidity and waste. He could only imagine what went on up in space, and hoped it was not just as bad.

The robot taxicab  slowed as it passed by, the cameras recognizing that Zenor was alone and maybe in need of a ride.

“Good evening! May I offer you a ride?” chimed the too-happy simulated human voice of the robot taxi-driver.

The door automatically opened and the robot faced him, simulated eyes flashing. The screen where its mouth should have been displayed an animated smile. Zenor grumbled and kept walking. He didn’t have money for that sort of thing, besides the robot-drivers freaked him out.

“Nope,” he said and spat on the ground, his saliva mixing with the rain.

The robot, recognizing his reply as a negative response, tipped its hat in a farewell gesture.

“Then, I wish you a pleasant tomorrow, sir,” the robot chirped.

The door closed and the taxi pulled away, nearly splashing him with mud from a puddle.

Zenor continued on his way, hobbling along slowly, in great pain. The rain continued to pelt down and the wind made it worse. The sky was grey and it was getting dark early due to the heavy clouds. The city menaced around him like a black shadow. He made his way towards the hospital, using his cane to steady his steps. The bright white letters of the hospital sign in the distance lured him like a beacon, or a moth to a flame through the storm. They said: UNITO HOSPITAL– EMERGENCY ENTRANCE.

Copyright ©2011 David Sloma. All rights reserved.

You can buy Brainjob as an ebook in multiple formats here:

On the Kindle from amazon:

Also available as an ebook from Apple, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, Kobo, Scrollmotion, and Sony.

Go to Chapter 2

Worldcon 69 – Renovation

August 18, 2011

This looks like fun! Wish I were there! Hopefully next year!

How to market and sell your ebooks?

August 7, 2011

That’s the question I am asking myself now! I’ve been a writer from a young age – the first short story I wrote (that I can remember) was about a shark around the age of 7. I think it’s a safe bet to say it was inspired by the movie JAWS. My sister and I used to scare ourselves in the water for years! Ebooks for me are still fairly new (I published my first ebook in April of this year), so I’m taking my long history of writing into the new medium slow step by slow step.

As the author of several ebook so far (I’ve got 1 novel, 1 screenplay, 1 book of poetry, 1 short-story collection and 3 short stories currently on and – plus the many outlets that Smashwords distributes to), I’m getting used to the idea that I’ve got to be a publisher and marketer of my work, as well. That’s how it’s going in this time of ebooks, and it is more work for the author, but it’s also more freedom. The main questions I am trying to answer, after writing as good a book as I can, and then getting it out there for sale as an ebook, are: how to get noticed and pricing.

There a few ways to get the word out about your ebooks, and about yourself as an author. One of the most effective is what I am doing here: writing your own blog. I enjoy reading the blogs of other authors and I pick up many tips that way. It’s also a great way to share your knowledge with other writers, as many of us are learning in this new medium of ebooks and online publishing (or epublishing), and it helps to have friends along the way.

Close on the heels of having your own blog are the common social networks such as Facebook and Twitter that should be utilized, to be sure. Also, don’t forget about the smaller, more niche social networks like and specific forums about the topics you may write about.

Pricing for ebooks is a hot topic in most writing forums and blogs I’ve seen. Many people give conflicting advice as to the best price to set for your ebook. A lot of authors have had success with the .99 cent price, and I can see how this is attractive for readers. I’ve been reluctant to price my ebooks at this price so far (with the exception of short stories), because the royalty rate the author/publisher receives (at least on Amazon/Kindle) is only 35% on any price under $2.99. If you sell your ebook for over $2.99 on Amazon, then your royalty jumps up to 75%! But, it’s ultimately about what price your ebooks will sell for, so I’m still experimenting on price and looking for the right prices to sell my ebooks at. I’ve had sales of my ebooks at a bunch of different prices, but I’m still looking for the price that most readers will be happy to pay. If that ends up being .99 cents in the end, that means I’ll have to settle with getting a lot lower royalty than I’d like, but I’ll have to see what the market decides.

Covers for ebooks is another topic of much discussion. From what I’ve gathered so far, it seems that the cover art for your ebook will have a huge impact on sales. This seems to be true from what I’ve seen. Though, I have seen some cases where an ebook had poor cover art, but still sold well. For the most part it does appear that there is a correlation between a good cover and good sales. Many authors who are epublishers make their own covers. This can work in some cases. I’ve made my own covers, and that may have something to do with the fact that my sales have not shot out through the roof so far – or not. It’s hard to tell. If I had the budget right now to hire a professional to design my covers, I might give that a try and see if sales improve. I don’t think it would hurt my sales at all, but it’s no guarantee. So, if there are any aspiring artists out there who want to design some ebook covers for a deferred payment (when the ebooks sell enough that I can pay you), and for experience for your resume, get in touch with me!

Inventory also seems to have a relation to sales of ebooks, in that the more titles you have for sale the higher your sales will likely be. More titles means that if a reader likes your work then you will have more ebooks for that reader to purchase in the future. Also, having more titles means that the chances of new readers finding your work are greater, as your titles will turn up in more searches and will take up more virtual “space” in online markets.

I’ll write more about my epublishing and writing journey as I go along. If you have any good tips for how to market and sell ebooks, I hope you will contribute to the discussion here by leaving a comment.

To the readers, thank you and I hope you enjoy what I’ll write in the future!

To the authors out there, happy writing and I wish you much success!

-David Sloma
Author of the science-fiction novel Brainjob,
the feature-length sceenplay Chewy, Gooey, Fruit Things,
a poetry chapbook A Conspicuous Medium,
and the collection David Sloma – Short Stories Volume 1.
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Someone's got a snail blog!

August 6, 2011

The largest butterfly in the world

August 5, 2011

“Queen Alexandra’s Birdwing is the largest butterfly in the world, with a wingspan of almost one foot.”

GOTH:insideOUT – 2 new interviews online

August 2, 2011

I’ve been making a documentary film on the Goth culture called GOTH:insideOUT. It’s a labour of love, coming out of my time spent in the Goth scene. I like to call it a “gothumentary.”

There are many hours of good material that I’ve collected on tape, so I’m going to be putting a lot of it on the Website. The film can only contain a small percentage of the very entertaining and enlightening footage I’ve gathered, so I’m happy that I can use the Web to get it out there for people to enjoy – and to break some misconceptions about who Goths are.

It’s my hope that putting some of the footage online will garner further interest in the film, and will lead to some financial support, so I can hire an editor and animator to assist me in completing the feature-length documentary. I am looking for investors who would like to assist in the post-production for a financial return. So, if you are a production company, or a producer, and would like to get involved, do get in touch. If you are an editor, or animator, and would like to work on a unique indie documentary, drop me a line.

In the future, I would like to expand the film – maybe with a second part, or an ongoing Web series, where I can continue to document Goth around the world. I’ve got lots of ideas where I’d like to take things next!

I recently put two new interviews up from the film: Linda Mercer with Nik Beat of the band Tyranny of Love, and Edward Ka-Spel of The Legendary Pink Dots. You can watch them at